Got an email from the national lottery last night..it went a bit like this:
*email received*
“News about your ticket!”
*open email*
“We have some news about the ticket that you bought for the Tuesday 05 July draw!”
It’s probably just a tenner…
*click*
It’ll just be a tenner.
*browser opens*
A poxy tenner…
*page loads*
..but what if it’s more?
*enter user/pass*
oh my god, what if I’ve won £150,000,000?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*page starts to load*
Hello Maserati/rolls/ferrari/aston and mansions around the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*page loads*
‘Account Balance:£5.10′
Five crappy pounds?!? FIVE QUID?!!??! Whats the feckin point for a fiver!!!!!!!!!?????????
On another note.. it’s rolled to £166m.
Posted from Lambeth, England, United Kingdom.